Douchebucket. Douchecanister. Douche...silo.

[caithream]

Oh my goodness. I both love and hate the finale for Dark Angel. Okay, so that's not true. Mostly I love. But there are these THINGS. Like, ew, condom-hands Logan feeling up Max. That is never okay. I don't think I can possibly roll my eyes harder or hit the fast forward button fast enough every single time Logan and Max have an AAAAANGST session together. And, okay, LOGAN IN GENERAL. I cannot like the man, mostly because I'm tainted with the dislike of Michael Weatherly The Douchebox (yes, that's his full title), as per this gossip article at TWOP. FOR EXAMPLE:

No matter why he was written out, Lydecker wasn't in the finale because Michael Weatherly fucked everything up. Weatherly wanted to run in a marathon, so filming had to accomodate his schedule. Thanks to Weatherly rearranging the filming schedule, it conflicted with John Savage's schedule, so we got no Lydecker in the finale.

AND

Michael Weatherly was a complete and total douchebag. He was seriously insecure about Jensen Ackles. He felt the fans liked Jensen and Alec more than him and Logan and Alec had more interesting things to do than Logan (and he wasn't really wrong there). He would count his lines in front of the whole cast and if Alec had more lines than Logan, he'd demand a rewrite. He also demanded a rewrite of a couple scenes, like pool scene in "Borrowed Time." Alec was supposed to win that one, but Weatherly pitched a bitch. Stuff like that.

AND!!!

(About the finale)

Also, Cameron scrapped a bunch of Alec scenes/lines, which is never, ever okay. Oh, and if I recall correctly, he also added that part (at Weatherly's behest) about Logan saving Alec during the big fight scene at the end. Fucking ridiculous.

Okay, so I take with a teeeeeeny tiny grain of salt, but still. I MEAN, THAT LINE, IN THE SWAT VEHICLE AS THEY'RE DRIVING AWAY. "Dur hur, looks like that chick was beating your ass, Alec! I saved you! MAX DID YOU HEAR ME I SAVED ALEC WITH MY ROBO-LEGS BECAUSE I'M AWESOME." I wish Jensen would have rolled his eyes. That would have been awesome.

BUT can I just profess my undying love for Normal and Sketchy? There needs to be a spin-off called "Normal and Sketchy's Wacky Times at Jam Pony" guest starring Alec and his dumb antic every now and again. IT WOULD BE MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER, OKAY.

And oh my God, you guys, Aleeeeccc. I know, I know, I never shut up about it, but omg how can I love a character this much. I mean, there's Dean, and, you know how I feel about HIM, but then there's Alec, who simultaneously makes me suddenly lose my panties AND makes me emit high pitched noises of UTTER GLEE AND ADORABLENESS AND OF DYING ON THE INSIDE.

I am totally not ashamed to say that I would have killed for a season three, IF ONLY to see Max and Alec eat each other's faces on occasion, because you KNOW they were headed in that direction. Actually, that's pretty much all I'd care about. And, OKAY, Terminal City, fine. But the Breeding Cult needs to go die in a fire. Fast forward button, HELLO, HOW ARE YOU.





Shut UP with your FACE and how YOUNG HE LOOKS and the hair around his ears and oh God.



And if this isn't the cutest damn scene ever, I don't know what is.



LIKE THAT MAX, OH GOD HOW CAN YOU WALK AWAY FROM THAT AND GO BACK TO DOUCHEBOX MCGEE. (LOLOL LEFT ARM, LEFT ARM.) ALSO, GUN-SLINGER JENSEN AND THE GUN IN HIS BELT LIKE THAT SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY.



AHAHAHAHA and this because. HAHAHA. He looks like he's picking a wedgie and I'm five. :(

Sometimes I really hate myself for being so in love with this stupid show. SOMETIMES.

Comments

[nyoka.livejournal.com]

OH, ALEC. I loved him so. Now I need to go and watch his episodes. I read those rumors, and if even half of them are true, it must have been a nightmare to be on that set. Yikes.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

YES. YES YOU DO. Sometimes I'm just like, hmmmmDARKANGEL?? and I'll just watch a an episode or two and it just makes me so happy inside. SIGH.

Ugh, yes. You can totally tell, when Jensen now talks about his experiences on the set of Dark Angel, that he tries to steer away from it, like half the stuff he doesn't even want to remember, heh. I remember... it was a Con, I can't remember which one, but he said that him and Jessica didn't exactly click too well sometimes, but he ammended it with saying that she was stressed, blah blah, and that he met up with her sometime later after the show ended and they're on good terms now, so. TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL.