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[caithream]

- Tip Me Or Die
- Cat, The Other White Meat
- It's Tourist Season, Shoot Them At Will
- You Know What Your Problem Is? You're Stupid!
- Orgasm Donor (front) Ask For Your Free Sample (back)
- You Can Read!
- I Sell Crack For The CIA
- Surf Naked
- Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver



I have a very obsessive personality. If, you know, you haven't figured that out yet.

That being said, I, uh, pretty much can't stop thinking about this DUMB MOVIE, God. You know how when you first find this new, shiny fandom, or TV show, or movie, and you're just like, I NEED EVERY BIT OF INFORMATION I CAN DIG UP, AND FANFIC, AND EVERYTHING ELSE RIGHT. NOW. It's kinda like that. But it's just, ummm. I dunno! I feel kind of weird about it, because even throughout fandom some people were like, it totally sucked! I laughed my ass off and not in a good way! Blah blah blah! And then that makes me kind of sit here and go, oh. I DUNNO. I'm just so stupidly weird. It's not that I'm embarrassed to have completely enjoyed the movie, I just... I kinda wonder if I say anything more, that people will be like, "Wtf, it wasn't that good, c'mon."

Whatever the case, I'm just chalking it up to the fact that I am so inexplicably drawn to every damn move that Jensen Ackles makes, it's kind of ridiculous. My brain, all day, "PRIESTLYPRIESTLYPRIESTLY." He's just. I DUNNO GUYS. I can't even explain it. SIGH.

This little gem doesn't really help matters: From the Ten Inch Hero podcast, paraphrased: Priestly has backstory that isn't in the movie - he's the only child of rigidly Christian fundamentalist parents and he got away as soon as he could. He's done postgraduate study. His skewed viewpoint on life tended to scare people away so he adopted the left-of-centre look in self defence, like 'You think I'm weird? I'll SHOW you weird'.

I DUNNO GUYS I REALLY NEED SOME HELP HERE. MMMMMPHHHGAAAAH.

ANYWAY. UH. YEAH. SHUTTING UP.

Except, um, here's the song playing at the beginning of the trailer: Feeder - Feeling A Moment.

I'm gonna go. Dig a hole now. Or something. Woe.

Comments

[tinted-glass.livejournal.com]

FROM WHERE I AM SITTING YOU HAVE IT PRETTY GOOD? OR WELL, BETTER THAN ME AT LEAST? I get all sorts of obsessive STUPID over KEANU FUCKING REEVES of all people, alskdfjalsjdfalkjf. It's like I willingly embracing mediocrity just because it looks pretty to me. Oh so pretty to me. AHHHH. My reputation.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

I HAVE IT SO FUCKING BAD I CANNOT EVEN THINK STRAIGHT. And DUDE, no worries, I had an obsessive streak with the Matrix back in the day too! This is why fandom(s) are pretty much a crutch in my life: without them, I'd have this deep, aching hole in my heart that I wouldn't know how to fix. SIGH!

RIGHT NOW I COULD REALLY NOT CARE IF MY REPUTATION IS SHOT TO SHIT BECAUSE AAAAAHHH.

[tinted-glass.livejournal.com]

NO BUT LIKE, I STILL HAVE AN OBSESSIVE STREAK WITH THE MATRIX. It has carried over from YEARS AGO and makes me emit ridiculous amounts of hearts for the trilogy, even though Revolutions was kind of--WHATEVER, NOT THE POINT. I even downloaded the first movie yesterday because I discovered a DVD quality download and was I DON'T HAVE MY DVDS DOWN HERE, SO OH PERFECT. ♥ ♥

I GET WHAT YOU MEAN. FIERCE FANFARE CONSUMES BRAINCELLS AND RADIATES JOY. ENJOY IT FOR ALL ITS WORTH.

[orange74.livejournal.com]

Permanent Record is one of my favorite movies of all time. I HAVE NO SHAME!!

[tinted-glass.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Honestly it depends on the movie! I love him a lot in The Watcher, which has, let's face it, not the hottest script ever written. I totally have no shame for enjoying it anyway. :D

[orange74.livejournal.com]

I never saw that one. I have a soft spot for teen angst Keanu

[tinted-glass.livejournal.com]

Angsty Keanu is the best Keanu. I recommend The Watcher if you would enjoy any of the following conditions:

-Keanu techno dancing to Rob Zombie
-Keanu playing the villain and throttling chicks with piano wire
-Keanu going batshit obsessive over the FBI Agent assigned to his case

But really, I think it is worth seeing for the techno dancing alone. He UHM, totally burns up the dance floor. Literally!

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

I am SUPER excited to see it in April. REALLY REALLY. I hope I like it, but I'm sure I will. Just from watching the preview I'm like "YAY!"

[caithream.livejournal.com]

You totally will! Just don't go in expecting to be, I dunno, some mind-blowing, Oscar-worthy movie or something! It's just really super enjoyable and fun and just, JENSEN! The guy should really just shut his face up because I'm really having problems just getting through a normal day here!

[orange74.livejournal.com]

We all do it. Take a look at Nick Brendon's resume some time... the killer pinata move? Yeah I saw it... more than once.

It's normal, I swear.


Right?

[caithream.livejournal.com]

DEVOUR.

Need I say more.

*Clings to you!*

[orange74.livejournal.com]

OH! it was WAAAAY worse that that. Seriously.

A PINATA was terrorizing the island killing people. A PINATA!!

I am still not sure what Devour was about. lol

[caithream.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAAA that sounds AMAZING. It's too bad Mystery Science Theater isn't around anymore, because that would be cinematic GOLD, let me tell you.

Um... Jensen's character was the son of the devil! That's-that's all I got. And the uh, sex scene. We won't talk about it. Alkjasdlfj.

[orange74.livejournal.com]

It's totally that kind of movie, hahahaha!!

Yeah, that was what I got out of it too, and the wierdness of hearing him swear

[bellanut.livejournal.com]

"You Can Read!" Just cracked me up LIKE CRAZY. And, OH MAN, where is the image in your icon from?! I don't think I've seen that yet?

You know how when you first find this new, shiny fandom, or TV show, or movie, and you're just like, I NEED EVERY BIT OF INFORMATION I CAN DIG UP, AND FANFIC, AND EVERYTHING ELSE RIGHT. NOW.

God, I would be right there with you if this thing was just AVAILABLE IN ANY WAY. And clearly you're jonesing to re-watch it ten more times, SO COME ON, FILM, GET OUT THERE.

(I'm really looking forward to seeing him in something where he actually gets to look tall. NO OFFENSE, GIGANTOR!)

[caithream.livejournal.com]

YES. That and the "Orgasm Doner" are tied for my favorites! And the person who I snagged the icon from wouldn't disclose who made it! I was like, "...okay?" The part is from the first time Priestly's on screen and it's AMAZING, and makes me want to die. The part just after the shot in my icon is actually in the trailer, around 1:30 in to it. It makes me wonder if the icon maker actually has the movie in some shape or form and made caps/icons because yeah, I haven't seen it anywhere either!

YES, GOD. It's so nice to have people who understand the ANGST I am going through here! Ahaha.

(I'm really looking forward to seeing him in something where he actually gets to look tall. NO OFFENSE, GIGANTOR!)

AHAHA YES, this is so funny, because as I was watching the movie I was thinking the same thing! HOMG JENSEN IS ACTUALLY HUGE. Gasp!

[bellanut.livejournal.com]

Have we seen Jensen wear the "Orgasm Doner" one in real life? Or was it just in the trailer?

And the person who I snagged the icon from wouldn't disclose who made it! I was like, "...okay?"

That's possibly the funniest thing I've heard all week. OH, FANDOM. TOP SECRET.

I almost want to beg you to describe every one of his scenes in detail, but oh that would ruin the surprise! It would help if there was an actual release date to hold out for!

It makes me wonder if the icon maker actually has the movie in some shape or form and made caps/icons because yeah, I haven't seen it anywhere either!

OH MY GOD, COULD YOU IMAGINE?!? Now I'm all suspicious and paranoid. Give it up, whoever you are! Honestly, I'm amazed it hasn't leaked to the internet yet. I'm really hoping somebody just sneaks a camera in one of these days. It's not that I don't want to support the thing, I just want to SEE IT AT ALL FIRST.

YES, GOD. It's so nice to have people who understand the ANGST I am going through here! Ahaha.

Of course! That's what this place is for! I used to be obsessed with Sean Patrick Flannery too, when he was on the tv show Young Indiana Jones. God, he was so dreamy in that. I geeked out big time when I saw that he and Jensen were both in TIH, but then I realized they weren't really going to interact if at all. STILL.

HOMG JENSEN IS ACTUALLY HUGE. Gasp!

RIGHT? Jensen looking miraculously huge is such a THING. I'm always mesmerized when it happens. Like in that one TIH shot from this icon where he's all tallishly leaning over the wee girls like the tall man that he is. I'm tempted to rewatch him on Smallville just to see him shirtless and making out and looking tall a lot, as none of those things ever seem to happen on SPN.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

I dunno! I could almost SWEAR that I had seen it before I saw the movie, but I can't remember where!

I almost want to beg you to describe every one of his scenes in detail, but oh that would ruin the surprise!

Oh believe me, I want to do that SO BAD as well, but there are just some parts that you just HAVE to see the movie for the impact to truly be there, sigh! Let me just say though, that Priestly has a freaking heart of GOLD, man, and this one part seriously had me on the FLOOR from that utter look of vulnerability and hope on his face. It was seriously amazing and I want everyone to see it SO BAD just so I can talk to people about it! AUUGH!

And I'm REALLY STARTING TO WONDER! Just because I haven't seen a cap like that ANYWHERE, you know? However, via the TIH podcast, apparently there IS going to be another scene released online! When, however, is anyone's guess. GOD I HOPE IT'S SOON.

Like in that one TIH shot from this icon where he's all tallishly leaning over the wee girls like the tall man that he is.

THIS 'UN??



Yeah. Alkjafoewiajd. IT KILLS ME. And oohhhh no, do NOT make me sit through Smallville to see that! NOOOO. I already spent MONEY on Dark Angel! With JESSICA ALBA. JENSEN LOOK WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO MEEEE.

[falterfrei.livejournal.com]

At least with Smallville, he's only in one season, so it's not like you'd have to sit through the whole series.

[mousewings.livejournal.com]

- It's Tourist Season, Shoot Them At Will
Haha, whenever there are tourist groups at our local destinations, my parents are like "oh rats, let's got to another area to avoid them".

- I Sell Crack For The CIA
Reminds me of certain Canadian crime drama shows. Now I think everyone is a spy.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Priestly lets his shirts tell it like it is, you know!

[lfg1986.livejournal.com]

Dude, you TOTALLY stole my list!! Hahaha, but it's ok, cause I LOVE YOU, so you can get away w/ it. ;D

AND OMG, THAT MOVIE IS SO AWESOME AND I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE IT AND WE BOTH GET TO SEE IT AGAIN IN FREAKING TWO MONTHS!!! *is clearly stuck in capslock*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *freaks out like Jared in the bloopers for Devil's Trap* <3

[caithream.livejournal.com]

I NEEDED TO! Ahaha I couldn't hardly remember ANY of them in my IMMENSE EXCITEMENT. TWO MONTHS TO THE DAY, BABY. *Marks calendar!!*

[lfg1986.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I understand! See, that's how I was the first time I saw it, too, I could only remember like 2 of them by the time I got back. So that's why I made SURE to make a mental note of as many of them as I could this time, lol! ;)

WOOOOO! TWO MONTHS AND COUNTING!!!

[killmotion.livejournal.com]

DUDE I STILL WANNA SEE THIS. Maybe a torrent will pop up from an angel with a cam.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

I would cry with happiness, I would, right before I capped the HELL out of all the beautiful closeups of his beautiful FACE. Nommmm.

[killmotion.livejournal.com]

Is it going to come out on DVD??? Ever?

[caithream.livejournal.com]

They don't even have a distributer for THAT yet! *Unhappy flail!* :(

BUT, I would imagine that if they COULDN'T find a distributer to at least put TIH out in the theaters, it'll probably be a lot easier to find one for DVDs. I hope!

[killmotion.livejournal.com]

Why on Earth do they not have a distributor. It seems like an AMAZING movie! I wanna see Jensen in a kilt!!!

[falterfrei.livejournal.com]

Hell with out in theatres... just put it up on the internet and have people pay per download! This is the 21st Century, it's all about new media. They can be pioneers in a new indie film marketing ploy!

[flusteredspeech.livejournal.com]

SARAH SARAH SARAH. I am SO EXCITED to see this in April omg. (p.s. Self, buy a ticket tonight, you moron!) Why can't cheesy feel-good movies be the best ever, huh? I am pretty sure that we can spend the rest of forever after that jumping up and down and making flail hands at each other over Priestly and his t-shirts.

Also, I hope I successfully Paypal-ed you some money the other night?

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, KATE, we are going to be a horrible horrible mess on the floor, I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU. PRIESTLY. I JUST. *HANDS!!*

Haha, yes! I forgot to tell you that I got it. Thaaaank you muchly! :D <3