caithream | (no subject)

So, huh. Apparently yesterday was someone's birthday. And I vaguely remember doing this picspam kind of thing last year with this one show that I was kind of getting into at the time, or something, and, you know, I'm bored, so I figured, hey, I might as well continue it, right?

Dean: Lord I was born a ramblin' maaaaaan!

Dean: Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can...

Dean: When it's time for leavin' I hope you'll understand--

Sam: DEAN.

Dean: Godda-- SAM. YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE BEING INTERRUPTED MID-STANZA, OKAY.

Sam: And I have SO been loving your 30 mile long rendition of the Allman Brothers.

Dean: Dude. Symbolism. It's like they're speaking to us, man!

Sam: Whatever. Shut up. Listen, I was going to say, remember sometime around this time last year? That vision I had about that girl's birthday?

Dean: Oh yeah! Awesome party. I can't believe you let her lick icing off your--

Sam: ANYWAY, I was just, you know. Thinking about her. I kind of miss her. Think we'll ever see her again?

Dean: Well, this show is called Supernatural, Sam, so I'm gonna have to swing with 'there's a pretty good possibility.'

Later, in a small town in somewhere in the middle of Alaska....

Dean: ...I WAS BORN A RAMBLIN' MAAAAAN.
Sam: DEAN I SWEAR TO GOD.

Sam: Wait, wait! Pull over... I feel... a disturbance in the Force....
Dean: You sure it's not in your pants instead?

Polar bear: RAWR!

Sam: Oh my God, Dean, that's her! She must be traveling cross country! In a, uh, van painted with a barbarian queen riding a polar bear!

Dean: SWEET. Hey, do you think we should leave some presents in the back for her?

Sam: I got this book for her. It was deep and meaningful and changed my life, so I hope she'll enjoy it.
Dean: Shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny

Dean: Cool, 'cause I got her this huge bong.
Sam: How are we even related. Seriously.

Dean: Okay, man, we're done here, time to go.
Sam: WAIT, I am angry and looming and HOT, and I say I'm just going to stick around. Just. You know. In case she shows up soon.
Dean: FINE. But if you don't show up within the next few hours, me and my bowlegs are OUTTA here, dude.

Sam: Man, good thing it's warm in the back of her van, otherwise it would pretty much suck to be completely naked right now. *WAITS*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Even though you won't see this until well after your birthday, hee. You are SUCH an amazing person and I'm so so happy to have met you all those years ago. I can't believe we'll finally get together in only two weeks! EEEEE! *Is extremely celebratory!* ♥!!