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[caithream]

So, huh. Apparently yesterday was someone's birthday. And I vaguely remember doing this picspam kind of thing last year with this one show that I was kind of getting into at the time, or something, and, you know, I'm bored, so I figured, hey, I might as well continue it, right?





Dean: Lord I was born a ramblin' maaaaaan!



Dean: Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can...



Dean: When it's time for leavin' I hope you'll understand--



Sam: DEAN.



Dean: Godda-- SAM. YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE BEING INTERRUPTED MID-STANZA, OKAY.



Sam: And I have SO been loving your 30 mile long rendition of the Allman Brothers.



Dean: Dude. Symbolism. It's like they're speaking to us, man!



Sam: Whatever. Shut up. Listen, I was going to say, remember sometime around this time last year? That vision I had about that girl's birthday?



Dean: Oh yeah! Awesome party. I can't believe you let her lick icing off your--



Sam: ANYWAY, I was just, you know. Thinking about her. I kind of miss her. Think we'll ever see her again?



Dean: Well, this show is called Supernatural, Sam, so I'm gonna have to swing with 'there's a pretty good possibility.'


Later, in a small town in somewhere in the middle of Alaska....



Dean: ...I WAS BORN A RAMBLIN' MAAAAAN.
Sam: DEAN I SWEAR TO GOD.



Sam: Wait, wait! Pull over... I feel... a disturbance in the Force....
Dean: You sure it's not in your pants instead?



Polar bear: RAWR!



Sam: Oh my God, Dean, that's her! She must be traveling cross country! In a, uh, van painted with a barbarian queen riding a polar bear!



Dean: SWEET. Hey, do you think we should leave some presents in the back for her?



Sam: I got this book for her. It was deep and meaningful and changed my life, so I hope she'll enjoy it.
Dean: Shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny



Dean: Cool, 'cause I got her this huge bong.
Sam: How are we even related. Seriously.



Dean: Okay, man, we're done here, time to go.
Sam: WAIT, I am angry and looming and HOT, and I say I'm just going to stick around. Just. You know. In case she shows up soon.
Dean: FINE. But if you don't show up within the next few hours, me and my bowlegs are OUTTA here, dude.



Sam: Man, good thing it's warm in the back of her van, otherwise it would pretty much suck to be completely naked right now. *WAITS*



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Even though you won't see this until well after your birthday, hee. You are SUCH an amazing person and I'm so so happy to have met you all those years ago. I can't believe we'll finally get together in only two weeks! EEEEE! *Is extremely celebratory!* ♥!!

Comments

[heybritney.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha okay that wasn't for me but i appreciated it. it was funny

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks! :D

[idril-telrunya.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT SARAH!! YOU DID WHAT I WAS GONNA DO!! *cries* Thats ok...I'm still gonna do it. It will just look like I copied you EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T!! *pouts* <333333333

ps. you are the awesome-est! *LOVES*

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Omg but yours was 2309209384209 times better! WE HAVE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THIS. Oh, the lengths we'll go to for Kate, amirite? ;D

[stargazertook.livejournal.com]

Hee, that was way fun! And guess what? I STARTED WATCHING THE SHOW! I'm only three episodes in, but that's because I HAVE to watch it when the hubby is with me -which is not often since he's rarely here (he works uber late and travels ALL the time; he's in London right now). But I have to say: Jensen DEFINITELY has a scorching case of HOTNESS goin' on! Yummeh!

[caithream.livejournal.com]

YAYAYAY OMG! It only gets five hundred MILLION times better from there, so omg I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU!! And yeah, I have to keep a fire extinguisher around, just in case my pants catch on fire alskjdfa;lskjf;asldj.

[flusteredspeech.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA I am laughing SO HARD, you have NO IDEA. 30 miles of the Allman Brothers is SO DEAN, and he hates being interrupted mid-stanza, ahaha, and Sam's bitch-face! And SAM'S FACE with the licking of the icing!! And, and:

Sam: Wait, wait! Pull over... I feel... a disturbance in the Force....
Dean: You sure it's not in your pants instead?

AND

Sam: I got this book for her. It was deep and meaningful and changed my life, so I hope she'll enjoy it.
Dean: Shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG. And Sam can be angry and looming and HOT all the time if he wants to, and the thought of him in the back of my van just might have broken whatever little brain I had left. He'd be SO BIG back there, he'd have to stick his legs from the knees down up between the front seats because it fits a 5'8" girl extremely well, and he's got NINE INCHES on me, and if I got in there with him, it would be EXTREMELY COZY ALDFKAJSLDGKHASDLGKASDLGKAJSDF;LADKLFAS.

Thank you, baby, I LOVED this, and I love you and I can't WAIT to see you in just about a week!! ♥♥♥!!!

[stargazertook.livejournal.com]

He's got nine inches on you, eh? Damn but if that doesn't sound totally hot!!!!

[caithream.livejournal.com]

AHAHA YAAAAAY OMG I'M SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT. And I'm with Dor, that was a wonderfully phrased sentence, heeeee! His big feetses would be sticking out of the door, ahahaha! AND EEEE OMG WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS IN DETAIL IN APPROXIMATELY ONE WEEK. <33333