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Holy fecking hell.

Okay, Matrix: Revolutions, hi. Al;kjflakjdflkjs.



Since the last movie came out and I knew there inevitably would be a third one I wasn't too worried about many bad things happening to the characters or whatnot. However, since the poster did say that "Every beginning has an end", I was completely ready to be tortured by whatever the Wachowski brothers were going to throw at us.

Apparently not.

You must remember that I am 16, and a fecking fangirl for heaven's sake. Therefore I am entitled to be stupid, naive, and in an omgweeeee sort of state. Of course I'm going to be excited about this movie. It has Keanu in it, teh hott. And anything and everything will phase me. Heck, I cried in Signs. That is the extent of my retardedness, people. I don't give one flying cow poo about what critics say, or even the public or even you guys. I will love it and cherish it or I will hate it and want to kick it. I'm a simple soul, really. Either way, it's my opinion, and I have no right to change my opinion of the movie just because people said it sucked or whatnot. So, yes, do say, "Pshaw, you must be out of your mind to think that way" if you feel so inclined. Ain't going to make much difference to me.

Just had to get that out. Okay. Yes.

We arrived at the theatre at 6ish and was really annoyed when I had to wait outside for nearly twenty minutes for Haley and Evangelia to show up. All around me people had come out of the theatre and were saying things about the movie. I nearly wanted to scream shut up or something, ahhaha. So I walked around and somehow avoided hearing the ending. They came and we went inside.

The thing I was most excited about was the Return of the King trailer. Holy. Hell. It is so much more beautiful on the big screen. Gahhh, weep, weep, squee. It was so so grate, because when that trailer ended it was total silence and then some guys shout out, "Yeah! Lord of the Rings! Wooo!" Other people followed and clapped and stuff. Ahahah, it was fantastic! Yay.

Okay, so, movie starts up and me and Evangelia and Kristen are just like, *CLIIIING*OMG.

By the end of the movie? Feck. Me. Dead.

Holy hell.

In all honesty, I could not see that coming. Or maybe I wouldn't. The signs, everything, was right there in front of my friggen face and I still didn't see it, ha.

Woo. Okay. Breathe.

It's odd, because in this one they didn't have much butt-kicking while in the matrix. It was all outside of it. But, hey, still okay.

I thought the Frenchman was a bit over the top this time. I mean, he was like, "You make the deal my way. MUWAHAHAH. I want the eyes of the Oracle. MUWAHAHHAA. I eat olives so eeeevolly. MUWAHAHAHA." But Monica Belluci (eh, wot, spelling?) is hot, so it's all good. Ahahaha. I still adore Trinity's "no shite" attitude. It makes her, her.

I don't think I've seen a movie thusfar with so much action. It was like, the first 20 minutes was talking and then the rest, bam! bam! bam! action. Way cool.

So, when Trinity and Neo go on their little expedition on there own, I was like, "Man, this is just like a suicide mission. But it can't be, right? ...Right?" Yes, well.

OH, ANGST. When Neo got his eyes electrified out by that guy (which, by the way, did one hella good job impersonating Mr. Smith... bravo, I say!) I was like, dude, whoa. BUT THEN I LOVED IT BECAUSE I AM A HEARTLESS WENCH AND I LOVE ANGST, ect. ect. Gahh! Ahh! How how how! How could he see the lights, see things outlined, glowing? Ahh! Love, my friends. I loved it. Gahhasdfkjs.

Moving on. Dude, the kid! I loved him. Evangelia told me that he was in the matrix and got himself out by jumping off of a building and believing so much that it wasn't real and woke up in one of the pod thingies. Cool kid. So determined to help. Ahh.

When the war started I was just blown away. Wow. I have never seen so many sentinals in my life, heh. Oh, and that girl... and that... other girl... er. The two who were shooting off rockets... one of them with a slightly shaved head? Yeah. They were cool, rawk, man. But in the middle of it I was just on the edge of my seat, wondering how the heck they were going to get through it. To me it just seemed like there was no way out, no way of escape, no hope. That's what just really gets to me. Perhaps it was the caffiene but I wouldn't count on it, Pip but I was just so jittery and scared and breathing so hard and literally freaking out. Retard, yes, I know, ahahha.

I think one of my favorite parts of the movie was when Neo and Trinity were in the ship and Neo says, "Go higher." So they go up and up... and break through the clouds. Trinity says, "Oh... it's beautiful..." and then they plunge back down. I don't know. I just really like that part. Yes.

So, okay. Trinity and Neo go hurtling down toward the machines and I'm thinking, "Right. This can't be good." No, it wasn't.

Bloody hell. She dies? In my mind it was inconceivable. I was just... aghh. So, so depressed. Haley, sitting next to me, was crying. Lord. Aghh.

Mr. Fecking. Smith. Oh heck yes. I tell you what, I am so in love with him, ahahaha. He is just so bloody fantastic, so cool. When he turned the Oracle (in which I went, "Bzuh!") and did that maniacal laughter... ahaha. So. So. Great.

But when Neo got to the machine world and was talking with the machine(s), oh wow.

But. But. Best part of the whole movie. When Neo and Mr. Smith fight. Bzuhlaksdjflaksj! It was just. so. cool.

"Why, Mr. Anderson, why, why do you do this? Why do you fight? Why, Mr. Anderson, why?!"

"Because I choose to."

*Imploads*

I love Neo. And I equally love Mr. Smith. They embody the coolness. No, seriously. Gahhh. No words, my friends.

All the angst and drama met when Neo just gave up. YAR. And, ahaha, Mr. Smith was like, "Is it... over? Is it really over?" I'm in love, I tell you. ;D

So... Neo basically becomes Mr. Smith... and either the matrix itself rejects the system... or Neo... bloody hell. Neo did it. And then, and then, and then...

Feck. He CAN'T. FECKING. BE DEAD. No, no, no, no, NO. After all that, after all he went through, after all he sacrificed. When the end music was striking up and they were all looking toward the sunrise, I said to myself, "NO. You have got to be kidding me. This can't be the end, can it?"

Honestly? I don't know why am making such a crisis about it. But I was totally shocked. It just seems like, it's Neo. He couldn't. When I still think about it now I get bajiggity. But it worked, you see. He loved her, and she loved him so much that if one died they wouldn't be able to live without one another. Sigh.

Lord. It was so so good. I really did like it. The only thing I had a problem with was the end. I really think they should have elaborating on things a lot more. Do the remaining people in Zion get up to the surface? What happens to the machines up on the surface? If everyone in the matrix was freed and everyone from Zion do come up, won't the machines still battle with them? What was the fecking point, then? And how do Morpheous and the gang find out about Trinity and Neo's death? Boy, that would be depressing. What happens to all the people once they are freed? Dunno. Just little things that I wanted answered.

I think the reason why people loved the first one so much and didn't really like the last two was because the first one was all about the philosophical reasoning, the "Take the red pill or the blue pill" and "There is no spoon. You must bend yourself to bend the spoon," and all that jazz. Well, okay, that was the first movie. We have all that down and now comes the fight for humanity, ne? You can't have mindbenders like that going on while a huge war is. It just seemed to really fit for me. And maybe that's because I had low expectations on the Matrix films. Well, not low per se, more I want to see what happends and don't have an opinion no matter what.

So, yes, that was my brief synopsis of the film. Gahahah.

Major spoilers, my friends. Duh.

And now I am happily listening to the Matrix: Revolutions soundtrack, which I just bought today. Yee.

Date: 2003-11-07 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caithream.livejournal.com
Heh. You're cute when you're all flabbergasted and stuff.

Heh. Really? I just thought I was way too annoying. :D

Ahahah. I thought the same thing. Watching him eat olives was almost painful.

Dude. Yes. It was annoying to say the least.

On this topic, I have to say...really? You couldn't see it coming?

You know, I really have no idea. I guess it wasn't that I refused to see it... more like a dumb blonde thing, I guess, heh. It was so obvious and then I'm like, "omgWHAAAAT?!" Oh wells.

And, yes, on the compairing it to Christianity. I mean, even that robot dude thing was like, "It is done" which is what Christ said on the cross just before dying.

(including the Oracle saying they will see Neo again at the end = second coming of Christ as foretold in the bible)

Oh, wow, I didn't even think about that! You know, that so leaves it open for a next one. I would be surprised now if they came out with a post-production thing, or something at least.

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