Show me your teeth.

[caithream]

UNNNNNNNGGGGGG HI I HAVE FEELINGS AND THERE ARE THINGS AND STUFF WITH THE PRETTY AND WORDS AND IT GOES DING WHEN THERE'S STUFF.

Idk that's all I got.

NO, I'M KIDDING, I MAY ACTUALLY NEVER RECOVER BECAUSE OMFG I CAN'T. I must have mentioned at some point how shallow I am and how I have a thing? I have a thing. And I'm shallow. And Dean Winchester as a vampire pushes my buttons in all sorts of fun ways and I will shut up now about it. Maybe.

OKAY, SO BEN EDLUND, WAS IT YOU? You probably had to do the homework. Because 1) KRISTEN 2) ROBERT 3) "LOL HOW CLUMSY OF ME" 3) how is that not rapey 4) "try Lautner," DEAN, WHAT 5) "HOW MANY T's IN PATTIN-" SAM, WHAT, and then there was a Justin Bieber joke and Dean, you and me, we are going to have a talk. UNACCEPTABLE. ALSO, THE DUDE WITH THE GLITTER. AND DEAN CONSIDERING FOR A HOT MINUTE ADDING THAT TO HIS ARSENAL. L;KASJDFAOWEIJFASLDKJ.

I also like how Dean was turned because basically he was pretty?? UNFORTUNATELY TRUE FOR YOU, SIR. And woozy Dean and blood on his face and mouth AND STUFF. AHEM.

So then:

Sam appears!
Omg Sam, save the daaaay!
Dean is being force-fed blood!
D:
Sam is just staring!
DDDDDDDDD:
And smirks!
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatstill smirking!whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatblood, lots of blood in Dean's mouth!whatwhatwhatwhatWHAAAAAAAAT.

D:

Omg Sam, what even. WHAT EVEN. But of course we come back around to the fact that Grampa Skinner was completely befuddled because he TOLD Sam about the cure and, okay, was Sam playing DUMB or was he truly unaware that Grampa had told him? Much as in being possessed? OR MISSING HIS SOUL?? Oh my good Lord, we had better be on the way to attempting to fix that next week. DDDDD:

Newsflash, Mr. Wizard! Vampires pee. Thank you, Dean. Thank you.

Omgaaaaah the scene with Dean going back to Lisa was creepy and terrifying AND THEN THERE WERE TEETH AND I JUST. WHAT.

ALSOOOOO DEAN CAN HEAR SAM'S HEARTBEEEEAAAT.

Oh, and be tee dubs, Sam? When morally-shady Mr. Grampa Campbell Skinner calls you out on moral shadiness? I think there's a problem. :\

(Please also Dean continue to linger in the dark corners and be pale and dark-eyed and GLOWER AT EVERYTHING, COULD YOU PLEASE.)

Okay, sorry, no, I'm going to continue on. Chopping heads off! And being bloody! And that long-ass shot of Dean sitting there with the dude's head under his foot, ughgalghda;odjf.

Omg whaaaat that vision thing, so freaky awesome! So... did Sam want Dean to become a vampire so Dean could get fun special vision and get more info on the alpha (because I don't think he asked WHAT DID YOU SEE?? enough)? LOL OMG is Sam playing ultimate deathmatch with every Alpha or First or head honcho or whatever? WHAT EVEN, SAM, WHAT EVEN.

And then ummmngffff there was fully vamp Dean there for a minute and I'll give you three guesses about how I felt about THAT, and then OH NOOOOOES he saw/remembered that Sam just STOOD THERE and I may have actually said FUUUUUUU out loud. Nooo, this is breaking my heart! I really really hope this all comes to a head next week. SURELY THEY WOULDN'T JERK US AROUND MUCH LONGER. ...D: Not only do I want resolution! and ~boys~! but I am insanely curious just to even know what is UP with Sam. It's like... he's a shadow. Only half there. Sobbbb.

(Also WHAT THE FUCK EVEN AT THE END, WITH THAT LONGSLEEVE HENLEY SHIRT, JENSEN. STOP IT. UNGH.)

Please also to be finding out next week that Bobby watches Glee and that Castiel's hair really is full of secrets. Yes? Yes.



I have issues.

In completely non-related news, this is a) not a shocker and b) probably old news but omgggg the newest Scissor Sister album is AMAZING. I cannot stop listening to it while also having the urge to go to a disco.

Comments

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you, I was too busy going HURRRR DURRRRR OMG DEEEAAAAAAN. :B

[http://users.livejournal.com/__tiana__/]

AHAHAHAH. I LOVE YOUUUU. This is pretty much an echo of my reaction post, as you already KNOW.

My theory was that Sam full well remembered the cure thing, so he let Dean get turned so that Dean could get intel on the ALPHA and then turn him back. BAD SAM. BAD. You're in time out.

BUT OMG DEEEEAN WITH THE BLOOD AND THE INTENSITY AND THE...I need a moment.

<3

[caithream.livejournal.com]

OMG I AM GLAD WE ARE BRAIN TWINS FOR THIS EPISODE BECAUSE jfnfhskhkd it was everything I wanted and more, UNGH.

I like theory but it makes me SO UNHAPPY. :( I'm only letting it go because something is TOTALLY wrong with Sam and I'm like, 99% sure he isn't himself. BAWW SAM.

UM YES UM UM FEELING MANY FEELINGS ABOUT IT. I might later have to share some caps for, you know, scientific purposes. JUST FYI.

[je-suis.livejournal.com]

I <3 you. I was too busy ARRRRGH-RAGEEEEEEEEEEE-ing at Sam to really notice how hot Dean was, which amazed me. My notes that I took on the ep basically go from "HAHAHA MAKING FUN OF TWILIGHT, SO HILARIOUS!" to "DIAF SAM YOU ARE DEAD TO MEEEEE."

I'm convinced Sam is either Lucifer or he just has no soul. No way can I believe anything else because Sam. STOOD THERE. while Dean got vamp'd and did NOTHING. WHILE SMIRKING.

NEGL though, one of the best lines was Grandpa Campbell explaining the "secret Campbell family recipe - it's kinda like SOUP."

And I am slightly disappointed that the cure didn't involve biting Cas' neck and drinking the magical healing potion of ~*~angel blood~*~. :(

[caithream.livejournal.com]

I give Sam a free pass for ONE REASON ONLY, and that reason will... hopefully be what we see next week. COME ON, SAM, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. :(((

Ahaha! I honestly didn't even catch the Campbell's soup line. That's kind of awesome. :D

OHHHH, possibly you should go ahead and write that AU. Sounds rather delightful, hee.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL THAT POOR GUY. I hope he at least got to troll the internet for specifics, and ended up spending hours on tumblr or other such sites. SUCH IS YOUR BURDEN, SIR.

NEXT WEEEEEEEK oh my gossssh I hope Dean gets to smack it out of him. Just a little. EEEEEP CONSTANT CAPSLOCK FOREVERRRRR.

[itsthedetails.livejournal.com]

I pretty much spent the entire episode going: on that happened, while Dean's was being pretty. Oh and that happened too, Dean's SO pretty. Dean was just too damn hot for words.

Not!Sam, please stop being not!Sam.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Pretty much! I think I'll need to watch the episode again just to get a better handle on the plot because I was, um, a bit distracted. Jensen should come with a warning sign.

I HOPE. :( Sera was the one to say that SPN was basically the love story of Sam and Dean, so she'd better still hold to that!

[orange74.livejournal.com]

first ummm.... THIS

Oh, and be tee dubs, Sam? When morally-shady Mr. Grampa Campbell Skinner calls you out on moral shadiness? I think there's a problem. :\

The memory thing... not a good sign. I was thinking it was a soul thing but now I am not sure. Something is up and we BEST be finding out soon because AwkwardQuestioning!Dean is not my favorite.

Bloody Fangy Dean on the other hand.....

[caithream.livejournal.com]

GAAAH I know right! That's what really throws me, now. I'd been hanging on to the theory that he doesn't have his soul, or ALL of his soul, or something, but maybe he's still possessed? Idkkk! I'M SO WORRIED. :(

Bloody, fangy Dean. It's like the writers are giving me CAKE AND A PONY AND A MILLION DOLLARS. UNGHHH.

[orange74.livejournal.com]

I am thinking the Lucifer is still in there and is laying low and only surfacing when it pleases him. Like preventing Sam from learning new hunter tricks or preventing his brother from being turned into a vampire.

That smirk was totally Lucifer.

are we totally the girls they were making fun of? re:Bloody Fangy Jensen

[caithream.livejournal.com]

I definitely, definitely like that theory and want to subscribe to it. Or, at least, maybe it's Lucifer's power? Because Sam aaaaalmost hits normal at certain times, and then others he's back to being this apathetic weirdo and it's hurting meeeee.

HAHA, if so, I don't even care. I saw a hashtag on twitter for #BITEMEDEAN and I was like, noooo, that's too Twilight! And then I was like, FUCK IT, YES, BITE ME DEAN, KTHX.

[skygazing.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH LOVE for all of the Twilight references. LULZ. :D

Thinking back, I do really like the episode and the twist with Vampire!Dean...but the whole getting there because of this business with Sam just casts a super dark shadow over it. PLEASE GIVE ME SOME RESOLUTION SOON!!!!!!! I miss Sam :(

[caithream.livejournal.com]

SO GOOD. :DDD

I knoooow! I would take vampire!Dean ANY day of the week, but, yeah, I really want Sam to not be like he is anymore! Soon, I hope! :(