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(GUYS I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M CONSTANTLY LIKE THIS EVERY WEEK EITHER, IT'S LIKE I'M OVERDOSED ON THE STUPIDLY GLEEFUL PILL. MY GOD I THINK MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS.)

AJSFD;LAKJDSO;EIJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. I'VE RUN OUT OF WORDS, OKAY. OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS. HOW.

- SLEEPYFACE!DEAN. SHUT UP. I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT KILLS ME.

- SAM CALLED DEAN "KIDDO." SAM CALLED DEAN "KIDDO." I. I DON'T THINK I CAN PROPERLY EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I ROLLED AROUND ON THE COUCH.

- Disney Princess names! EEEEEEEEE.

- OMG DEAN READING THE ODYSSEY. ♥_♥ Oh happiness. OH HAPPINESS.

- So I was all, THE SIREN IS THE FBI AGENT BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO BE BFF WITH DEAN WITH THE CAR AND THE MUSIC, and THEN I was all, THE SIREN IS THE DOCTOR LADY BECAUSE SAM LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO NOT BE HUMAN, and then DEAN was all, SAM, YOU BANG SUPERNATURAL CREATURES FOR A LIVING, OF COURSE IT'S THE DOCTOR and then Sam threw his phone and did his ANGRY LASER BEAM EYES and I may have made a noise, OR SOMETHING, AND THEN I WAS ALL, OH, OHHH, SALIVA SWAPPING. OH MAN.

- LIKE HOMER WROTE EPIC POEMS, SO SHALL I COMPOSE EPIC ODES TO BOBBY FOR STILL BEING THE MOST BADASS MOTHER ON THE PLANET. All the phone lines! COOKING with a KISS THE COOK apron while pretending to be an FBI DIRECTOR. I JUST. jflkgahL;G;ALKL. I GOT NOTHING.

- UM UM UM. It must be a thing! With Dean! At the end of the day when his hair starts getting droopy! He has this ONE LITTLE PIECE OF HAIR. THAT HANGS DOWN ON HIS FOREHEAD. And it makes me want to jump his BONES. And this is EMBARRASSING.

- Is Sam's Peen of Death going to eventually be the doom for the doctor lady? WILL WE EVER KNOW??

- jfl;EA;LKJ;kldg;OGWEIJWO;JAFOIWA Dean doesn't want ANYTHING but his BROTHER. And, I guess, maybe deep down he really DOES want to be able to talk car talk and the greatest hits of mullet rock with him too? To just be able to ASSOCIATE with Sam better, to have a few more superficial things in common with him to bridge the gap? OH DEAN. D:

- Oh God oh God oh GOD the verbal fighting was AWFUL and my heart is BROKEN. Dean is going to be getting wasted for a good long while, that's for sure. :(

- But the physical fighting? lKFJ;ljGOEIW;JAO;WJHERDFFFFFF. THAT. THAT.

And everything everything EVERYTHING. I've seriously run out of WORDS for how much I love this DUMB SHOW. Ugh. UGH.

When I got back from a bar with my coworkers, there was ice covering all the cars again. ICE. ENCASING THE CARS. I SERIOUSLY THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO INVEST IN AN ICE SCRAPER.