I want a jeeooaaarb!

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Ehe. I almost passed out today during volleyball practice. We were doing that stretch where you put your arms behind your back, clasp your fingers and try to raise your arms above your head with someone supporting. I guess I stretched it a bit too far because when I put them down my right shoulderblade just exploded with pain. That feeling came; nauseous, vision closing in, hearing diminishing... I stood there for a while breathing pretty hard and trying to focus on not fainting. No avail. I grabbed Haley's arm and whimpered Haley's name over and over; she freaked out and Coach came over and told me to sit down. Finally felt better. Everyone said my face and lips were chalk white. Hooray! But, er, I still don't know what I did to my shoulder. It hurts when I raise it. I'm a wimp. I have a low pain tolerance. :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BILLEH WILLEH! Oi, I can't believe he's 35. I take up the position of delivering the birthday spankings. And squeezing of the oh-so squeezable cheeks. Both sets.

Oh my gosh, I'm just finishing up 1984 and wow. I believe it's what you would call a total mindfuck. Crazily awesome.

Blistering Bo Sticks!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the fields! It is One_darksun, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a mighty roar, her voice cometh: "I'm going to bruise you so utterly, you will polymorph into a nymphomatriarch!!"

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