Romanticism is overrated.

[caithream]

Okay, so, uh. Just for the record, because I'm not necessarily a fan of slash, Wincest or otherwise (I KNOW, I'm like, that .0001% of the population, whatever, it does nothing for me, SORRY), you all do realize that I'd NEVER consider ousting you guys or, UH, go so far as to tell you NOT TO BE, RIGHT? Crazypants aren't a part of my wardrobe! I love you guys! LET'S MAKE DAISYCHAINS.

Okay, no SCRATCH THAT, I do kind of hold a bit of a grudge against you guys, because I see all these ideas running rampant in Wincest fics and NOT AT ALL in het fics, like, OKAY, dominence play, which, nggghh. SERIOUSLY, Dean needs to be all trying to get laid and this CHICK keeps grabbing his wrists and trying to pin him down and he's like, what the HELL, and she's like, on your back, cowboy, and then he's all, OH MY GOD. C'MON, WHERE THE HELL IS THIS KIND OF STUFF.

And that's all I have to say about that. *Sits on hands*

I cannot WAIT to finish my paper because I've got these two writing ideas floating around in my head, the first of which makes me ridiculously GLEEFUL, the second which will hopefully be my first ever successful multi-chapter fic. I even wrote an outline! GENIUS. *Lame* I'm just trying not to jinx it at this point! :x

My parents are gone for the weekend, my sister has more a life than I do, I've had some wine, and Ladytron is most definitely NOT playing at a reasonable volume. EMERGENCY DANCE PARTY STAT.

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I was going to come in here and be a snot about the fandom crazy, but then this happened: "Dean needs to be all trying to get laid and this CHICK keeps grabbing his wrists and trying to pin him down and he's like, what the HELL, and she's like, on your back, cowboy, and then he's all, OH MY GOD."

AND I KIND OF LOST MY SHIT ASDLFKASHDGL;ASKDF.

*GETS DOWN GETS DOWN*

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HAAAAHA, I just realized how DIRTY that last bit sounded in context, and I didn't MEAN IT. I was just participating in the dance party, I SWEAR.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHASDKHFAS NO JOKE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU OUT ON THAT AHAAHAHSDFAS. Yeah yeah, SURE. Chrissy's TOLD me things about YOU.

BUT UM, YEAH. I REALLY REALLY think Dean would have no problem with a woman takin' charge. Once or twice. And then he'd want to reclaim his MACHO and he get's all AGGRESSIVE and POSSESSIVE-LIKE and unghghghhh my brain is threatening to explode just THINKING about it.

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GOD, I just SAY these things, and then I go, "Wait, was that ... YES IT WAS WAIT." My MOUTH, shut UP.

Also, Chrissy lies. I just thought you should know that. She's kind of like demons that way.

Dude, Dean would LOVE to get manhandled around a little by a girl, for SURE, right up until the point where he just loses it and can't help but spin her up against the nearest flat surface and let fly. And afterwards, coming down, he's a little embarrassed because he got a little rough there, didn't mean to let it go like that, so he grunts into her hair, "Uh. Sorry, sweetheart." And she just gasps a little and goes, "UM THAT'S OKAY."

[caithream.livejournal.com]

But it's ADORABLE. ♥

Oh my God, I KNEW IT. IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH. *Shifty eyes*

UNNGGGG ajfkasda;jskd NNNNNGG. And then later he's all, "Heh," until he sees the bite marks on his shoulder, and then he's all, Oh Jesus. And then it's DING DING, ROUND TWO, and suddenly there are dents in the walls. And then later she swats him on the shoulder on multiple occasions for making continuous jokes about "successfully riding the bucking bronco."

(WE SHOULD PROBABLY COLLABERATE ON THIS.)

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You both SUCK!

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Nooooo you LOOOVE MEEE. *DOES JARED T-REX FLAILY ARMS AT YOU*

[idril-telrunya.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok. You are right. I love you. Damnit. HAHAHAHAHAHAH GOD I WOULD HAVE SO KILLED TO HAVE SEEN THAT! DAMNIT!


Lets talk more about Dominating Dean mmmkay?!

[caithream.livejournal.com]

BIG HEAD AND LITTLE ARMS!!

WELL. I could just RE-PIMP YOU THIS. Ultimately, there would be a lot of dirty talk. He'd so get turned on if the girl had just as dirty a mouth as he did. Especially when she's on top. HOW'S THAT.

[idril-telrunya.livejournal.com]

GOD. Yeah. I need more dirty talking Dean. That shit is HOT! And some girl with a dirtier mouth? Oh yeah. He would get ALL hot and bothered. Just one long string of profanities and dirty words. Get him so riled up he just pushing her over a couch and fucking her hard and dirty...

Ok I have to stop now....


ETA: you can tell how riled up I just got...I left words out of that sentence!! I MEANT to say Get him so riled up he just ends up pushing her over a couch and yeah...

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Dean losing it = me completely losing it TOO. I'M JUST SAYIN'. Seriously, I can't even think anymore, you all have fried my brain. UGNH.

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HEY NOW. You are only allowed to join this conversation if using the word suck in collaboration with words like dick, cock or mouth like a hoover, okay? Play by the rules, woman.

[idril-telrunya.livejournal.com]

Well then get the eff ONLINE because I am trying to write SUB!DEAN and you should help me...AND THAT WOULD HAVE WORDS LIKE DICK, COCK OR MOUTH LIKE A HOOVER!


Also you have suck dick...and not in the good way...IS THAT BETTER?! ;)

[idril-telrunya.livejournal.com]

HEY!

I do not LIE! YOU are the one who almost knocked herself out by doing the nasty with HER SELF! SO TTHHHHBBBBPPPPTTT!

Dude, Dean would LOVE to get manhandled around a little by a girl, for SURE, right up until the point where he just loses it and can't help but spin her up against the nearest flat surface and let fly. And afterwards, coming down, he's a little embarrassed because he got a little rough there, didn't mean to let it go like that, so he grunts into her hair, "Uh. Sorry, sweetheart." And she just gasps a little and goes, "UM THAT'S OKAY."

I hate you.

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I AM NEVER TELLING YOU ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.

I hate you.

SEE??! LIAR LYING WHO LIES.

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I THINK I GOT MY WORDS BACKWARDS, SHUT UP.

[idril-telrunya.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH <33333333333333333333 YYEEEEWWW!!!!!!!!!

[idril-telrunya.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING ANYWAY! BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME! And if you don't tell me anything then I am not telling you about Dean getting dominated by a dirty talking chic who makes him WHIMPER.

Yeah. Take that.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

SHE'S GONNA BUILD HIM UP, RIGHT? AND BUILD AND BUILD AND BUILD UNTIL HE'S PROBABLY GONNA DIE AND SHE'S ALL "NOPE" AND HE'S ALL "YOU BITCH" AND THEN SHE'S ALL, "NO, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE MY BITCH, TEE HEE" AND HE'S ALL, "DAMN" AND AND AND.

I MAY THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF TO MUCH ACTUALLY, UM.

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HAHAHAHAH OK SO UM WHY ARE WE ALL NOT ONLINE WORKING TOGETHER ON THIS??!

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Because a) I want you to SUPRIIIISE MEEE 'cause you LOOOVE MEEE and b) I'm dead on my FEET (okay, well, ass) 'cause I've just got ONE MORE WEEK of school, ONE MORE, and then I'm YOURS for the summer, OH YES BABY. It will be porn-central around here. :D :D :D