Adventures in the spam folder

[caithream]

HOW INCREDIBLY THOUGHTFUL OF HIM.


On that note, I'm gonna go delete my cookies now, AHAHAAAAA.

Comments

[seablues.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WIN.

Did you read it? What did he have to say?

[caithream.livejournal.com]

INORITE?? Nah, I didn't want to open it, 'cause I figured whatever spam person got a hold of my cookies to see what I've been doing on the internet, might not be something that would be good to open, heh. ILU DEAN BUT NOT ENOUGH TO RISK MY LAPTOP.

[annella.livejournal.com]

DEAN WOULD DEFINITELY KNOW. :D

[caithream.livejournal.com]

STEP 1: DRINK LOTS OF BEER

STEP 2: HAVE A FRIGGEN' SWEET MUSCLE CAR

STEP 3: ANGST AND CRY AND MOPE ABOUT PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING UNEXPECTED BROTHER DOES

[redina]

Well, damn, so that's where all those emails I've been sending you ended up.

Velma

[caithream.livejournal.com]

HAHAAAA. Is there some secret you'd like to share with us, Velma?

[redina]

http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html

My bigger knockers scores shall have me ruling the Mars colony!

[comically-so.livejournal.com]

HAHAAA OMG THAT IS PRICELESS.

I'm thinkin' he meant to send it to Sam.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

AHAHAH LOLOLOLLLL. IT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME.

[lfg1986.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* ;D

[caithream.livejournal.com]

I CHOKED when I saw it, HAHAAA.

[magikalrhiannon.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SPAM FROM DEAN - AWESOME!

[caithream.livejournal.com]

IT WAS ACTUALLY AN EMAIL ASKING ME OUT it just uhhh got labled wrong and was sent to the wrong place. HEE.

[idril-telrunya.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAH!! Awww Dean. You aren't as manly as you think you are. I'm just sayin'. <33333333 YEEEWWWW!!! 3 DAYS 3 HOURS AND 2 MINUTES!! HOMG!

[caithream.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. Omgggg 2 DAYS 19 HOURS AND FIVE MINUTES!!!!

ALSO AHAHSDAHFSDK THIS PICTURE. SERIOUS LOLZ.

[elanurel.livejournal.com]

So how do you get on the Dean Winchester spam list, anyway? ;-P

[caithream.livejournal.com]

If you find out, LET ME KNOW. HEEE.

[elanurel.livejournal.com]

Dude, whoever did it? Brilliant. I'd have their babies... ;-P

[dove95.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's hysterical, and it WOULD be from him ;)

ETA: OMG, I got the same one... in my gmail account at that. Gmail is pretty good with catching the spam tho...

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Not even the spam folder can hold back THE MANLINESS OF DEAN.

[dove95.livejournal.com]

LOL! :)

[giftedstudent.livejournal.com]

It took me like 5 minutes to get this *hangs head*

Then I saw Dean and cracked the hell out. Of course his would be the manly one, since he thinks he's so butch, not the size problems because Dean Winchester is a cock master. If it was any bigger, he wouldn't need guns, all demons would die by dickslap.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

FACT: In order to wear pants, Dean Winchester must have a concealed weapon's licence for all 50 states.

AHAHA DICKSLAP ALSKDJLS;DJ.

[distantechoes.livejournal.com]

FACT: In order to wear pants, Dean Winchester must have a concealed weapon's licence for all 50 states.

HAHAHAHAdajkldjlfg;ljkdasjkla.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

IT'S FUNNIER AND MORE APPROPRIATE THAN CHUCK NORRIS. :((((

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Dean's new job: Internet advice columnist.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

I would read it faithfully EVERY DAY.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, I forgot he actually did this! (sort of)

[caithream.livejournal.com]

HAHA OH YEAH! Oh man, why isn't he a REAL PERSON DAMMIT. :(((

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

The world could not withstand his awesome. All panties life on earth would perish.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

OH DEAN.

Spamming won't win her heart. Next time take off your pants.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

TRUER WORDS NEVER SPOKEN. Alajsdflsjsldjf.

[tinted-glass.livejournal.com]

I LOL'ed.

And once upon a time Tyler Durden spammed my inbox to solicit porn sites. Clearly the Internet is where he gets stock footage for his insertion clips. ;D

[caithream.livejournal.com]

HAHA AWESOMMMEEE. I'd buy HIS soap, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[dizmo]

I got the same one.

Of course, I know who's responsible, too.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

WHAT, I LIVE IN A WORLD OF DELUSIONS, WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. He wants me! I KNOW IT.

[dizmo]

OF COURSE HE WANTS YOU. DEAN WINCHESTER HAS MUCH LOVE TO GIVE.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

APPROXIMATELY NINE INCHES WORTH OF LOVE.

...

...!!!

[rhombal.livejournal.com]

Hee, that was totally me. Did you get Sam's addendum? :D

[distantechoes.livejournal.com]

You magnificent bastard. ♥

[caithream.livejournal.com]

You are fucking amazing, and I love you.

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

I'm incredibly embarrassed right now, and this is probably the second time I've actually had the balls to do this, but- I see you everywhere, and I've always wanted to friend you.

So... *shifts feet* may I friend you? :)

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Aww, dude! Of course! I promise, within a week you'll be sick of me, haha! <3

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

FALSE. You'll be sick of me and keep wondering to yourself, "What the eff did I get myself into?" hahaha :D