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[caithream]

WOW.

Eeee!

It was so bloody cool. Awesome awesome. Where to start? Well, let's see...

The beginning I thought was a bit slow. The dialogue didn't really seem to pertain to anything, just a bit of jabber here and there. But when it got going, wow, it got going. Johnny Depp... uhm, *thud*. The eyeliner look totally took me. Loved it. He was so so funny. Just his body language and the way he delivers his lines is fantastic. Hilarious. I wonder if he is just as witty in real life. Love men with wit. Anyway, so then there's this Orlando Bloom guy, right? Long hair in a pony tail, wears leggings, great with a sword. Hell, by the end of the movie I think he grew on me. Why, oh, why. It was that bloody hat with the feather. He really did look good with it on. I didn't see him as Legolas at all (perhaps the blonde wig is a bit of a helper...). But, I don't know... his acting seems sort of stoic. The way his voice is when he's just talking... it reminded me too much of Legolas and his non-apathetic way of things. But maybe that's just how he is. He yells with emotion, though, heh. But, I must unfortunately admit that my stomach did a little flip-flop in certain aspects of him. But it was Cap'in Jack Sparrow that really did me in. Squeeing like a school girl, I was. Ah, but we can't forget Miss Swan (or Turner). Gawd, she is so hot. If anyone was to turn me lesbian it would be her and/or Rebecca Romijn Stamos. She was fanastic, a really great actress. Oh my gosh, Geoffrey Rush was amazing. He was so perfect for that role. That creepy, snide, and almost humorous acting was great.

The best friggen part... when Captain Barbossa (that's what it was, right?) put the sword right through Jack Sparrow... holy crap my jaw dropped. Then omgwee! he stepped right into moonlight and was a skeleton. Friggen awesome. Ahh. Loved it.

I loved the other pirates. Especially the guy with the pop-out eyeball and his friend. The skeletons shown through moonlight was awesome. Very cool. For some reason I just loved the ships. I think I have a thing for historical fiction. Seeing ships like that was really neat. I loved the scene with the men in the jailcell trying to get the dog with the keys. Right from the ride, heh. But, just like the whole movie... it was the whole atmosphere that I loved. The rogue villans steal away the bonneh lass (died when he said that, I did) and a hero (or two) come to save the day. But it was done cheesily like some Disney movies do. It seemed to fit perfectly. It just, well, sort of inspires me to write. I'm a sucker for those kinds of movies, if they're done well.

Orlando was TEH CHOSEN ONE OMG.

*Sigh* I love movies way too much.


I have a huge hangnail and it hurts really bad. :(

Comments

[erolas.livejournal.com]

Waaaah! I have to see this movie. All I have to do is convince Adrian that I do actually want to see the movie for the movie and not so I can drool over Orlando Bloom for two hours. Maybe I can talk up the Keira Knightly angle.

[caithream.livejournal.com]

Maybe I can talk up the Keira Knightly angle.

That is a very good angle to convince with. Nummeh.