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Sometimes these things just happen.
Jan. 9th, 2011 05:12 pmONE DAY Sam Winchester was looking up police files on his laptop and accidentally hacked into the Tron system. (He was a really fucking good hacker.)
“I think there’s a distress signal coming from… inside the computer,” he told Dean.
“Ghost in the machine,” Dean said. “Cool. Let’s go check it out.”
So they did. It was in an arcade and Journey was playing and it was awesome. They found a secret door and then another secret door and then a LASER, and then Dean tripped on some dust and fell on the computer keyboard which accidently initiated the LASER SEQUENCE and suddenly they both were in the computer too! What the fuck.
They got really cool suits out of it, though; Dean had always wanted a light-up onesie.
Then they ran into this guy.
“Who are you?” Dean asked.
“Sam,” Sam Flynn said.
“Lol samesies,” Sam Winchester said.
“I need you guys to help me with this light cycle race,” Sam Flynn said. So they did.
“THIS IS FUCKING COOL AS SHIT,” Dean said.
After they won the light cycle race, Sam Flynn asked if they would help him find his dad. Sam Flynn missed his dad. Dean missed his dad too. Together they shared a moment of angst and manpain with Single Perfect Tears, and lo, it was good.
And then they ran into Rinzler! He was actually Tron, but he didn’t know it, because he had a virus or a demon in him or something, which was fine, because Sam Winchester knew how to banish virusy demons with his Slightly Constipated Face. Rinzler then had an existential blue/orange crisis, but eventually decided he liked blue better, and became Tron again. Fuck yeah.
Together they found Kevin Flynn, which was AWESOME, but Dean still had daddy issues, which was less awesome, and then Clu decided to fuck everything up by taking things too literally, so Kevin Flynn had to ctrl-alt-del pretty much everything (including himself), which was seriously not awesome at all. After they all arrived back in the real world, Sam Flynn and Dean again shared manpain together and lo, it was very very good.
Meanwhile, a few blocks over, Alan Bradley high fived Cobb, Arthur, Eames, and Ariadne for successfully implanting in Sam Flynn’s head the idea that he had gone to Tron, and that he would now take control of his father’s empire.
THE END…?
“I think there’s a distress signal coming from… inside the computer,” he told Dean.
“Ghost in the machine,” Dean said. “Cool. Let’s go check it out.”
So they did. It was in an arcade and Journey was playing and it was awesome. They found a secret door and then another secret door and then a LASER, and then Dean tripped on some dust and fell on the computer keyboard which accidently initiated the LASER SEQUENCE and suddenly they both were in the computer too! What the fuck.
They got really cool suits out of it, though; Dean had always wanted a light-up onesie.
Then they ran into this guy.
“Who are you?” Dean asked.
“Sam,” Sam Flynn said.
“Lol samesies,” Sam Winchester said.
“I need you guys to help me with this light cycle race,” Sam Flynn said. So they did.
“THIS IS FUCKING COOL AS SHIT,” Dean said.
After they won the light cycle race, Sam Flynn asked if they would help him find his dad. Sam Flynn missed his dad. Dean missed his dad too. Together they shared a moment of angst and manpain with Single Perfect Tears, and lo, it was good.
And then they ran into Rinzler! He was actually Tron, but he didn’t know it, because he had a virus or a demon in him or something, which was fine, because Sam Winchester knew how to banish virusy demons with his Slightly Constipated Face. Rinzler then had an existential blue/orange crisis, but eventually decided he liked blue better, and became Tron again. Fuck yeah.
Together they found Kevin Flynn, which was AWESOME, but Dean still had daddy issues, which was less awesome, and then Clu decided to fuck everything up by taking things too literally, so Kevin Flynn had to ctrl-alt-del pretty much everything (including himself), which was seriously not awesome at all. After they all arrived back in the real world, Sam Flynn and Dean again shared manpain together and lo, it was very very good.
Meanwhile, a few blocks over, Alan Bradley high fived Cobb, Arthur, Eames, and Ariadne for successfully implanting in Sam Flynn’s head the idea that he had gone to Tron, and that he would now take control of his father’s empire.
THE END…?
