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Stalker meme! I is bein' here. TELL ME, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA.

Tomorrow one class is canceled so I am skipping the other, my Humanities paper just got pushed back to next Tuesday, aaaand last night at work that guy kept asking what being "really really single" meant until I finally relented to tell him that I've never had a date, ever, to which he nearly dropped his broom and said, "Are you joking? A girl as pretty as you are?" *Blushing SO HARD omg*

THIS CALLS FOR PORN-WRITIN'. *Cracks knuckles*