I've said "ZAH" in better towns then this!

Oh hey sup guys, I just had a baby.

HAR. Please to be meeting Lillian Grace, born on September 13th, 7lbs 7oz with a full head of dark hair, and completely utterly ADORABLE, as seen here. My coworker and the baby both are healthy, and going home tomorrow morning. BABY-WANTS, OH NOES.

GUYS. Let us discuss the utter amazingness of this new TIH photo, especially the fact that Jensen's shirt says "Orgasm Donor," with the back saying "Ask for Free Sample." And those stupid tattoos on his forearm. JENSEN. You should probably just knock me up right now and get it over with, seeing as how I'm all "BABIES!!1" right now anyway. HNG.

Please, GOD, could it not get up to 90+ degrees every single day sometime soon? One day Florida, ONE DAY I am going to drop you like it's hot. HO HO HO. I am hilarious.

For the record, pumpkin spice lattes: still delicious especially when I make them. Caffiene quota for today: shot to hell.

And now, back to reading Ford Madox Ford. Ughsfsd.