I am only this ridiculous of a person for this bitch.

[caithream]

Dean: OH HELL YES.



Sam: Dean, seriously, I told you I really didn't need to know every single time you jack-



Dean: NO, asshole, my girlfriend is coming to town!



Sam: You... have a girlfriend?



Dean: Fuck yeah I have a girlfriend. She's super hot. Yeah, uhn, I know you're jealous.



Sam: ...



Dean: ANYWAY, it's her birthday, and we're gonna have a little fun together. And by 'have a little fun' I mean make hot monkey sex pretty much everywhere where we haven't already. See, I've got my sex-ruffled hair all ready to go.



Sam: Oh God. You... where exactly did you defile everything?



Dean: WELL...



Dean: On this bed,



Dean: ...on that couch,



Dean: ...in my car,



Dean: ...in my jail cell,



Dean: ...on this fence,



Dean: ...in this library,



Dean: ...on this teeny tiny chair, and man, let me tell you, you don't even KNOW the meaning of the word 'flexible,'



Dean: ...in the junkyard, and ooh, I never told you just how much women appreciate grease and lubrica-



Sam: OH MY GOD SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN ENOUGH ALREADY.



Dean: Ha, that's okay! She's almost here, so I gotta get all angst-faced and bloody. Everytime I bleed she orgasms, swear to God.



Sam: Oh God. I'm. I gotta. Go. Now.



Dean: Yeah, whatever. ALL RIGHT, BABY! LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!


Hurt!Dean: making chicks like us go retarded since 2005.

OMFG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUU MY DARLING you are the Bonnie to MY Clyde, the eggs to my bacon, and most definitely the Dean to my Sam. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO SEE YOU IN 17 DAYS LKFJASLDFJSLDAFSDJLFA. Two weeks of torture, here I come!

Going through all that made me realize how much I desperately miss my Winchesters. WOEEEE. D:

Comments

[idril-telrunya.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OMGILU!!!!!!!! I'M DYING!

Sam: OH MY GOD SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN ENOUGH ALREADY.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND THE PIC THAT GOES WITH IT?!~??!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I MIGHT PEE!

Dean: Ha, that's okay! She's almost here, so I gotta get all angst-faced and bloody. Everytime I bleed she orgasms, swear to God.

NGUH! I DO! IT'S TRUE!

GOD I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU SOSOSOSOSO MUCH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IN 17 DAYS I WILL GET TO SEE YOUR LITTLE FACE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! <333333333

[stargazertook.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHHAHA! OMG that was brilliant! Yaaay! "On this fence." Ahahahahahha!

[caithream.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA YAAAAY! HAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT CAP I KNOOOOWW. I WANT TO STICK LIKE, A SANDWICH IN HIS MOUTH. ASDLDJFSLADJ. 16 DAAAAYS!

[caithream.livejournal.com]

IT WAS A TAD POINTY, I'M ASSUMING. <33!