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I KNOW I KNOW I'M THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH TO SEE THIS SHUT UP.

!!!!! I'M KIND OF IN LOVE YOU GUYS, HEE. Indiana Jones is still BADASS and I LOVE HIM. UGH.

I was kind of going in there expecting it to not have that same Indy-vibe that the originals had, but I was SO PLEASANTLY SUPRISED. It still FELT like it was that same universe, even with added weirdness of uh, you know, ALIENS, but hell, at one point I was just like, INDIANA JONES AND ALIENS?? SURE WHY NOT. Haha. And Shia LeBouf was kind of HOT on that motorcycle, OKAY, and that dumb hat. I might have a tiny crush.

AWWW INDIANA WAS HIS DAAAAD. AND MARION NAMED HIM HENRY. AWWW YOU GUYS I'M KIND OF DYING OVER THIS. I HEART MARION SO MUCH OKAY. She was my favoritest EVER. FAMILYYYY D'AWW. ♥

I do have to say, though, that that atom bomb testing scene. AUUGH GOD. That stuff FREAKS ME OUT SO BAD OKAY. SO BAD. I REALLY have to scan the booklet (with diagrams and PICTURES) that my dad kept from the Cuban Missile Crisis, the title of which is basically, What To Do In A Nuclear Attack And Fallout. FREAKY SHIT, OKAY.

Haha, I totally love that they used McCarthyism, and that the one CIA inspector dude was THE JANITOR FROM SCRUBS. HAHAH I LOVE IT.

Also, Wall-E continues to remain the most adorable movie trailer I have ever SEEN. TOO MUCH CUTE OMG.

In summation, the fact that Harrison Ford is old enough to be my grandfather means nothing. I'D STILL TAP THAT.

SO, my manager used to work for Albertsons, a grocery chain around here, and because there's one in our shopping plaza, he talks to the managers over there a lot. Well APPARENTLY they told him that someone walked into the break room to find two of their employees having oral sex. HAHAH CLASSY. But the best part? A coworker of mine who's twenty years my senior goes, "Nah, he was just eating his lunch." L;AKJSDL;FAJSD;LAJS;LFAJ. GOD. I DIED. SO HARD.

Tomorrow I'm going to Target to buy my own DISHES. And TOWELS. I feel like such a GROWN UP.