You may notice a generous amount of capslocking.

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Oh no, wait, I'm not done.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JFA;LSGHAN;LKJDGA;LSKDJGAQO4I32;GOKAN;RDLJF. !!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE. THIS SHOW. AND EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF IT. SO DAMN MUCH.

!!!!!!!! Just! JUST. I swear to God I could write a BOOK on how much I ADORE the CHARACTERS. Seriously, how are Sam and Dean so AWESOME??!?!?! LIKE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I JUST. I LOVE THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY DO SO MUCH.

FALJKh;galkhsefoahe;aksjd. OKAY. That beginning scene? FREAKY AS HELL OKAY. I do not take that shit lightly, dudes. Flickering lights? OH HELL NO. Uhhhh I am totally freaked out now just thinking about it.

AHAHAHA OMG YOU KNOW WHAT. I was thinking the entire day today about that movie "Let's Go To Prison" because, ummmmm it amused me and it seemed to fit? And that dude from Arrested Developement is in it. Which I totally plan to watch this summer. ANYWAY.

TEE HEE BOYS. And your GLOVES. I am amused, like serious.

JMFALKSDJALSDJ PETULANT!SAM GETTING THE MUGSHOT. "THIS IS MY BLUE STEEL." "WHO LOOKS BETTER, ME OR NICK NOLTE?" AGH;ALKJDSG;LAGHLAKJ;ALSJD DEAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

eeeeeEEEEEE HENDRICKSON. Dude, he is HOT. Rockin' that suit. I really really do love Hendrickson, despite the fact that a) he's hunting Winchesters!!1 b) he's kind of a dick. HE'S SUCH A GOOD ENEMY THOUGH. Man I love him.

Omg OMG when they are being carted off the bus in chains Dean looks so ANNOYED like, "SIGH, prison, okay, can we move this thing along a little faster?" YOU JUST WAIT 'TIL I GET CAPS.

"You think you're funny."
"I think I'm adorable."

DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. We all think you're adorable too. <33333

Ahaha, did you see that three second shot of Sam, during the conference with the lawyer (who IS AWESOME BY THE WAY), an exaggerated rolling of eyes? I can't remember what was being said right now, but AHAHAH SAM. <3

Speaking of which, AHAHAHHAHAHA THE LOOK SAM GIVES WHEN HE SEES HIS CELLMATE. He's like, "Omfg SOMEONE WHO IS BIGGER THAN ME." Ohhhh I love it.

I really, really liked that little talk between the two of them as they're lined up. I LOVE Dean's loyalty to a guy they don't even KNOW, just because he saved John during the war. That, my friends, is deep, true loyalty. Dean may have his bad qualities, but that? That just wears and tears at my heart, because he (and Sam too) are willing to put their asses on the line in prison just to help a guy out. I love that.

SO. I would petition for Dean to wear a prison outfit all the time just so I could inspect the GUNS and by guns I mean huge buldging biceps of DOOM, BECAUSE, HELLO. But omg tee hee their SHOES. I bet the boys just loved wearing those.

Also, Dean really does fit well in prison. OH NO DEAN. D:

I just love all the little brotherly conversation, like in the dining hall while eating and GOD. I JUST DO.

Weeee DEAN FIGHTING. I live for this stuff okay.

PLAYING POKER YES! Have we ever seen the boys hustling a poker match? Not to my knowledge! I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT.

Eeeee PIPE-CRAWLING SAM! How does the gigantasorous fit into the pipe exactly? We may never know. (MAGIC, lol.)

Omg all the Steve McQueen references eeeeeeeee.

THE ORIGINS PREVIEW NARRATED BY JENSEN HOLY SHIIIIIIIT.

Uhhhh bruised!Dean. really. kind of. hot. Um.

NOOOOOO TINY! Nooooo he was a nice guy, and oh man, I feel so sad. :( But omg heartattack, reminiscent of Faith? GAH.

SNARKY BROS WEEEE "IN THE YARD" WEEEEE.

I love that that guard was Deacon! AWESOME. Fantastic twist.

Dude, DUDE, I was flailing and on the EDGE OF MY SEAT and yelling into my pillow (because the parents are asleep) "OMG RUN BOYS!!" Al;kjfa;slkjdfa;lskd. Lawyer lady FTW!!! That little smirk she gives. Awesome.

WHO WANTS TO WRITE A FIC ABOUT THEM GOING TO YEMIN. Ahahah. Sam's snarkiness in this episode was truly a thing of beauty.

ALICE IN CHAINS OMG OMG I LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCH.

Seriously. CONTINUITY, GUYS. I love it. I love Hendrickson, I love that Sam and Dean are too hardcore for the law, I love that they really seemingly do vanish in a puff of smoke, I love that they leave a trail of people whom they have helped, and that those people give testimony to the boys's help. UGH. I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH.

And then, of course, next week...

MANPAIN.

Fuck. FUCK. I cried during the PROMO, OKAY, and next week I will be pmsing and... guys this is going to KILL me. I am serious. I am totally serious. My heart hurts.

And then.

Oh. My. Good. God.

The preview of Origins. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? "I'll teach you how to swim." I JUST. YOU GUYS. I DO NOT HAVE ANY MORE ROOM IN MY HEART TO LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO MUCH, BUT I DO, I JUST, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EXCEPT MAYBE CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP?? What this show and these characters and everything does to me, it's like insanity and I never want it to stop.

Also, hello, did everyone see this? I AM MAKING THE APPROPRIATE STUPID NOISES OKAY. TOM WELLING I will drop-kick you out of the way. No lie.

The Office! Fan-freaking-tasting. I was near tears at the end with Dwight. AHAHA. And "B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" LOVE.

I just have to get through to the 2nd. Then everything will be fantastic. Okay. Deeeep breaaath. Ugh.