caithream | How many gigantasauruses does it take to change a lightbulb?

From here.

So yes, my coworker's roommate is Jared Padalecki's girlfriend. I asked if they ever all hung out together, and she said yes, they do, sometimes, when he's in town. She said the roommates make fun of him a lot, and he makes fun of them back, and they make him change lightbulbs in their apartment. She also said that he and Sandy are gigantic goofballs (gee, really? what a shocker!), and that Sandy answers all his fan mail, and that he KEEPS all his fan mail in binders, and that when people write nice, chatty, non-creepy fan letters to him, he writes letters back. And that he seriously loves his fans and is really crazy-grateful to be in the position that he's in. And no, they don't all have BBQs in the summer that I can come to. DAMMIT!

CHANGES. LIGHTBULBS. Also, I have to CLEAR EVERYTHING ON MY TO-DO LIST and write a very nicely composed sans creepy letter, I think. Yes. Yes I do.

Hn. I won't be able to watch Lost until Saturday, or thereabouts, but... I'm kind of okay with it? I dunno! I'm not... really... feelin' the love any more. I mean, I'm interested, but my excitement has just kind of... dwindled. I just. Um. I think you'll have to take it up with the Winchesters. They've kind of taken over management. :>

So, there is such a thing as MILF, but what about FILF? Because there is this guy who always comes into work and I don't even know his name, just his drink (venti three pump no whip mocha frappuchino!), and he is so very very good looking, and he has this three-year-old daughter who is seriously the cutest thing I've ever seen, and seriously, FILF?? So hot! And a surfer! And divorced! And probably ten years older than me! OMG WHY. (Also FILF sounds like "filth"? SO GREAT.)

Pretty much I love staying up way past my bedtime and doing absolutely NOTHING. Ahahah yay.