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Ren Fest > life

Oh man.

It was a ridiculous amount of fun, even though three people bailed at the last second. I got major sunburn on my face and chest - which are now flamingo pink - despite it being an awesome 60 degrees the whole day.

Jimmy wears a lovely feathered hat. There was much hat wearing on this day.

And plays a... thing.

AND THEN WE CAME ACROSS A SORTING HAT OH WOW.

I was enthralled, per usual.

Pirate paraphernalia makes for GOOD TIMES.

I pet a horse omg.

"With the power of Hannah's, Erin's, and Sarah's swords combined, I am Captain Planet!" Ahahasl;dkjfa. Ignore my retarded face.

LOLOLOL. Oh, Jimmy.

Me, Hannah, Erin. PRINCESSES, K.

Again with the crazy hat-wearing. So crazy!

Jimmy looking QUITE DAPPER, I must say.

OKAY, story time. Hannah and I were enthralled by the dress, of course, corsets and push-ups and whatnot. SO, we decided to go try some on. We were in one of the shops, haha, lol, look at that, and this girl comes up to us wanted to know if we want to get fitted. Hannah's, like, "Umm... okay?" and the girl takes one of the vest things, and, like, DOES THINGS:

So, Hannah gets one, and then she's like, "IT'S SARAH'S TURN" and I'm like, "...NO," but I ended up getting manhandled (womanhandled?) anyway. OH MAN. It was the most funniest/embarassing thing ever and Hannah and I were laughing like idiots the whole time and stuff.

So then the lady who fitted us went to get some string and do the "real damage." She said when she first had one on she couldn't eat or hardly drink water because it's so constricted and Hannah and I were like, "...Uh." We both got laced up, WITH JIMMY WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME, I might add. I felt so bad for him, AHAHHAHA. So, um, then the lady's like, "Pull your boob up and out; no, up and out, like almost until the nipple is showing," and we're like, "AL;KSDJF;LAKJS;L??!?!?!"

In any case. The end result:

...!!!! YOU GUYS. I want one so bad now, ahahahhaahahaaaaa!! Flfkjfkjs. Man. It's kind of fun, OKAY?

So after that wonderful experiance, we were walking around, and who did we see?:

THAT'S RIGHT, THE PETER PAN GUY. ~~With buttcheeks and all ewwww al;ksdjfls.~~ So Hannah is dying to get a picture with him, so she goes up to him and asks, and he's all, "Um... okay?" like he didn't know why. We were like, DUDE, you're on VH1 and whatnot.

So fantastic.

And then we found him dancing later on. Oh man. Good stuff.

LABERYNTH. Remember that in the movie? Well, he was doing all of that. It was very cool.

The rest of us look kind of dumb, but Jimmy's made me laugh SO HARD I don't know why.

Random eyes painted around the place on tree stumps??

BEST HAT EVER, MAYBE.

And, of course, the highlight of our day, we met the Johnny Depp stunt double/look-alike guy person!! He looks kind of not like Jack Sparrow there, but he seriously does in real life. Ohhhh maaaaaaan. So ridiculously hot. Very, very blue eyes. A;lkajsdf;lajks!!

There weren't many pirates there which made me a little sad. No contest either, which I could have sworn I read online would happen. Oh well. It was so fantastic we might be going back next week! Ha.

And, ladies and gentlemen, fandom. Man. That's awesome, and spot on. ♥

Okay, now time to finish my writing assignment for tomorrow (huzzah multi-tasking!) and then bed. So tired.