caithream | There was a really funny line but I can't remember it.

HOLY CRAP.

I'M LIKE.

WHAT.

A;LSKDJF;ALKSJDF;SJK.

Long con, my ass. It was more like 298349238 cons at once! IN THE PAST AND IN THE PRESENT. I have no idea what's going on.

So Sawyer (JAMES?) conned his sweetheart, while conning that guy at the diner at the same time, saying that he really did love her and didn't want to take the money, blah blah, BUT he just wanted the money all for himself?? WHERE WAS THE BULLIT IN THE EAR FOR THEM THEN, HMM?

And then we think that Ana is conning Jack, who is, in fact, conned by Kate who was conned by Sawyer IN CONNECTION with Charlie being only halfway conned by Sawyer (they're just in league with each other now) and then we have Sayid who is going *ANGST* and Hurley who is like, "Dude?" and Sun who is like "MY FACE!" and Jin who is like, "GUN," (in combination with "Boat,") and then everybody else was like, "Holy crap, Sawyer's a psycho srsly."

BUT HE ISN'T, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT HE'S ALL BAD. Bad-ass? Yes. Evil to the core? Noooooo.

My head.

CHARLIECHARLIECHARLIEEEE. Why? Charlie, my love, you are so, so attractive and adorable when you're angsting, but pulling that ploy on Locke for a little revenge? Deserved, YES (we don't punch Charlie in the face THREE TIMES), but in exchange for guns? Good Lord. That's kinda scary.

Um, what else.

Well! They have a radio there now. That plays strings, no less. That's fun.

I don't know. This episode killed me. What a freaking fantastic episode.

ETA: Oh yeah! "Hang on, I'm about to get the high score on Donkey Kong = LOLOLOL.

Hurley's "Lime in the coconut" killed me ded. Ahahah!

And the Scott/Steve thing! I bloody love it.

My sister just told me that the Greek translation for "gymnasium" (or how they spell it) is "to train in the nude." THAT'S KIND OF AWESOME. :x