According to Einstein's theory of reletivity, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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WEIRD: I tried going into LJ this afternoon, but it kept timing out and I'd refreshrefreshrefresh and nothing happened, so I just assumed it was down. But then I got a comment from someone not long ago and I was like, "...okay?" Now I'm on the family computer and it works fine. Wtf LJ, stop messing with my head.

Tomorrow in my Creative Writing class we're doing our first group sessions of analyzing a small story we wrote... gah! Posting stuff here is fine, but letting other people read it in class? Ah mah gah. I was embarrassed enough to have my mom read over my work. :\

I finally started watching Firefly! I watched episodes 1 and 2 tonight. Omg so much love for everything. I can't wait to see the rest.

I have Baby Baluga by Raffi stuck in my head. Wtfwtfwtf. RAFFI. He owned. My freaking childhood, man. Wtf.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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OMG DUN HATE. I only saw Serenity because I am less awesome than everyone else. :(((

YEEE! I can get the directions from my place to your campus, but from there I don't know where to go. Do you live on campus?

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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I might have to lock you in my room and force you to watch EVERY EPISODE in between the con-going. |:<

OKAY, directions - yep, I'm on campus, and to get there... well, it depends on which entrance you use. If you go down University Blvd., you'll run right into Gemini Blvd., and then you take a right and keep going down Gemini until you get to the south parking garage, which'll be on the left, and I can meet you there. Unless you want to get to the con right away, in which case you can come up to the Libra parking lot (which is a little ways ahead of the garage), and I can just hop in the car.

But there are also entrances through Central Florida Blvd. and Research Parkway, and... I'm fuzzier on how to get to my dorm from there. Anyway, do you want my cell number so you can call me tomorrow?

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO... aquiese to that. Ha!

Yeah, I'll be taking University. I've got the rundown on Mapquest, which sometimes confuses the hell out of me, but we'll see how I do. I think the con starts at 6:00, and I'll probably be there about 4 or 5, so, yeah. I have directions to that, too (it's about 20 minutes from the college), but I'll need your help with that because I'll be too busy freaking out and driving at the same time. XDXDXD

Cell phone # would be awesome, and I hope you don't mind if I give it to my mum, too; she's immensely paranoid about me taking this trip. It's the first time her widdle girl is taking a "road trip." Aww!