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Two songs that should be turned up on your stereo until your ears bleed: Reload by Rob Zombie and Waking up Beside you by Stabbing Westward. Yummy.

So I was doing something on the computer and my sister bounds in and goes, "Hey Sarah! I just read the ending of Return of the King!"

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I swear I was *this close* to like, smacking her or something. She semi-likes Lord of the Rings. It was agonizing for her to sit in the theatre for FotR and TTT because she said it was "too long" and "too intense" for her liking. But she likes it when she feels like it. So she goes and reads Frodo leaving for the Undying Lands. I don't know why that annoyed me so bad, but it did. (But, hey, the initiative was good, I'll give her that. Now read the whole damn series!)

DUDE. Charlotte just told me that it is legal for an adult to "be with" a 16 year old and up in Britian and Scotland. Oh dear God. DOMMEH! BILLEH! I AM LEGAL (well, sort of)!! It's affirmative. I am hunting them down and finding them. *Giggles insanely to self* Wee!

Hehehe...

Expression
Sarah does things with housecats illegal in 47 states. But what about the other three? Huh?

Personality
Sarah would not be a good candidate to babysit your children. Heh. Probably not.

Natural
Sarah is pale and sickly. Hey! I am not!

Emotional
Sarah is a quiet loner. Wow, they got that right.

Character
Sarah tends to get others down. I do not, you stupid moron!

Physical
Sarah is often violently flatulent. O_O He lies.

Mental
Sarah isn't overwhelmingly intelligent. Darn you, I ams too!

Motivation
Sarah would sell relatives for a buck. Ooh, now there's an idea...

And I made a Kids in the Hall icon! :D *Flails*