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May. 28th, 2008 11:18 pm( DOCTAH JOOOONES! )
In summation, the fact that Harrison Ford is old enough to be my grandfather means nothing. I'D STILL TAP THAT.
SO, my manager used to work for Albertsons, a grocery chain around here, and because there's one in our shopping plaza, he talks to the managers over there a lot. Well APPARENTLY they told him that someone walked into the break room to find two of their employees having oral sex. HAHAH CLASSY. But the best part? A coworker of mine who's twenty years my senior goes, "Nah, he was just eating his lunch." L;AKJSDL;FAJSD;LAJS;LFAJ. GOD. I DIED. SO HARD.
Tomorrow I'm going to Target to buy my own DISHES. And TOWELS. I feel like such a GROWN UP.
In summation, the fact that Harrison Ford is old enough to be my grandfather means nothing. I'D STILL TAP THAT.
SO, my manager used to work for Albertsons, a grocery chain around here, and because there's one in our shopping plaza, he talks to the managers over there a lot. Well APPARENTLY they told him that someone walked into the break room to find two of their employees having oral sex. HAHAH CLASSY. But the best part? A coworker of mine who's twenty years my senior goes, "Nah, he was just eating his lunch." L;AKJSDL;FAJSD;LAJS;LFAJ. GOD. I DIED. SO HARD.
Tomorrow I'm going to Target to buy my own DISHES. And TOWELS. I feel like such a GROWN UP.