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Why this Con is amazing when it hasn't even started yet:

- TEN INCH HERO
- going into the game room and playing fucking Guitar Hero while fucking Chad Lindberg and Gabriel Tigerman are not five feet from you
- having Chad Lindberg watch said game of Guitar Hero and comment on it's amazingness
- standing outside with pretend!Dane Cook and Samantha Ferris for an hour, shooting the shit and watching Samantha herself give pretend!Dane wedgies of epic proportions
- BEING COMPLETELY DRUNK OFF MY ASS THE ENTIRE TIME

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