Captain's log: I've lost my toupee and girdle, and I can't leave my room!

I kind of want to die oh my crap.

My back is killing me, and my legs feel all wobbly like jelly, and I think my stomach is trying to crawl out of my... stomach.

Man, I love PMSing.

*Eats entire bottle of Advil*

...

*Furtively watches CoS on Disney*