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"Sometimes when people ask me why
I am so fond of apple pie
I make myself stand up and grin
(depending on the mood I'm in).

I stand and grin from ear to ear
then do a thing that's rather queer:
I stand there grinning like a ghoul
then down my chin I drip some drool!

I DRIP SOME DROOL!
I START TO DANCE!
I STICK MY FINGERS
IN MY PANTS!

But seldom are my friends so nice
As to ask why I like pie twice."


Oh my word, I'm in love with this book. *Has a fit*