Show me your teeth.

[caithream]

UNNNNNNNGGGGGG HI I HAVE FEELINGS AND THERE ARE THINGS AND STUFF WITH THE PRETTY AND WORDS AND IT GOES DING WHEN THERE'S STUFF.

Idk that's all I got.

NO, I'M KIDDING, I MAY ACTUALLY NEVER RECOVER BECAUSE OMFG I CAN'T. I must have mentioned at some point how shallow I am and how I have a thing? I have a thing. And I'm shallow. And Dean Winchester as a vampire pushes my buttons in all sorts of fun ways and I will shut up now about it. Maybe.

OKAY, SO BEN EDLUND, WAS IT YOU? You probably had to do the homework. Because 1) KRISTEN 2) ROBERT 3) "LOL HOW CLUMSY OF ME" 3) how is that not rapey 4) "try Lautner," DEAN, WHAT 5) "HOW MANY T's IN PATTIN-" SAM, WHAT, and then there was a Justin Bieber joke and Dean, you and me, we are going to have a talk. UNACCEPTABLE. ALSO, THE DUDE WITH THE GLITTER. AND DEAN CONSIDERING FOR A HOT MINUTE ADDING THAT TO HIS ARSENAL. L;KASJDFAOWEIJFASLDKJ.

I also like how Dean was turned because basically he was pretty?? UNFORTUNATELY TRUE FOR YOU, SIR. And woozy Dean and blood on his face and mouth AND STUFF. AHEM.

So then:

Sam appears!
Omg Sam, save the daaaay!
Dean is being force-fed blood!
D:
Sam is just staring!
DDDDDDDDD:
And smirks!
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatstill smirking!whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatblood, lots of blood in Dean's mouth!whatwhatwhatwhatWHAAAAAAAAT.

D:

Omg Sam, what even. WHAT EVEN. But of course we come back around to the fact that Grampa Skinner was completely befuddled because he TOLD Sam about the cure and, okay, was Sam playing DUMB or was he truly unaware that Grampa had told him? Much as in being possessed? OR MISSING HIS SOUL?? Oh my good Lord, we had better be on the way to attempting to fix that next week. DDDDD:

Newsflash, Mr. Wizard! Vampires pee. Thank you, Dean. Thank you.

Omgaaaaah the scene with Dean going back to Lisa was creepy and terrifying AND THEN THERE WERE TEETH AND I JUST. WHAT.

ALSOOOOO DEAN CAN HEAR SAM'S HEARTBEEEEAAAT.

Oh, and be tee dubs, Sam? When morally-shady Mr. Grampa Campbell Skinner calls you out on moral shadiness? I think there's a problem. :\

(Please also Dean continue to linger in the dark corners and be pale and dark-eyed and GLOWER AT EVERYTHING, COULD YOU PLEASE.)

Okay, sorry, no, I'm going to continue on. Chopping heads off! And being bloody! And that long-ass shot of Dean sitting there with the dude's head under his foot, ughgalghda;odjf.

Omg whaaaat that vision thing, so freaky awesome! So... did Sam want Dean to become a vampire so Dean could get fun special vision and get more info on the alpha (because I don't think he asked WHAT DID YOU SEE?? enough)? LOL OMG is Sam playing ultimate deathmatch with every Alpha or First or head honcho or whatever? WHAT EVEN, SAM, WHAT EVEN.

And then ummmngffff there was fully vamp Dean there for a minute and I'll give you three guesses about how I felt about THAT, and then OH NOOOOOES he saw/remembered that Sam just STOOD THERE and I may have actually said FUUUUUUU out loud. Nooo, this is breaking my heart! I really really hope this all comes to a head next week. SURELY THEY WOULDN'T JERK US AROUND MUCH LONGER. ...D: Not only do I want resolution! and ~boys~! but I am insanely curious just to even know what is UP with Sam. It's like... he's a shadow. Only half there. Sobbbb.

(Also WHAT THE FUCK EVEN AT THE END, WITH THAT LONGSLEEVE HENLEY SHIRT, JENSEN. STOP IT. UNGH.)

Please also to be finding out next week that Bobby watches Glee and that Castiel's hair really is full of secrets. Yes? Yes.



I have issues.

In completely non-related news, this is a) not a shocker and b) probably old news but omgggg the newest Scissor Sister album is AMAZING. I cannot stop listening to it while also having the urge to go to a disco.