OH GODDDD I WISH. I really REALLY wanted to take History of the English Language with him this fall, but they aren't offering it in either summer OR fall. And I couldn't find any classes that he was teaching! :((((

PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE TO GET IT. OH, and hey, if you DO take it this summer, I'll buy the books off of you for the fall! :D

(Omg omg omg sjflkdjslsd NO FREAKING JOKE, I've wanted to take a class on Dante's Inferno for FOREVER. I even asked my Lit of the Western World professor if there was one at USF and he said NO. Clearly this means we must GO TO ITALY. And I'll let you do all the talking because you are totes fluent in Italian, RITE.)