DUDE, RIGHT?? There's a reason why it's called fiction. Uh, fiction within fiction. Problems arise when people can't discern between those lines. :\

OH MY GOD YES. Multimedia projects! I AM ALL OVER THAT LIKE WHITE ON RICE.

Would you believe that I work 12 to 5:30 next Friday? UNBELIEVABLE. I suck so bad, I'm so sorry! Are there any other times you're maybe possibly available? *Cling!*